Addictive Substance

fffcuk:

what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings

(Source: zelda-wan-kenobi)

ishsweeney:

I’m scared that I’ll eventually grow old by myself and have no one to spend my last days with. No one to experience life with. No one to appreciate for all they are and all I am when we are together. Loneliness scares me

Well you’re not alone in feeling this way

Is it ok if I’m just kinda done with my life? Kinda sick of peoples shit. I think I might explode at everyone who’s been pissing me off today at the simplest conversation.

“Hey Josh, I’m cooking breakfast did you eat?”

“NO I DIDN’T EAT NEITHER DID I GET TO EAT THE FOOD I MADE LAST NIGHT BECAUSE YOUR INCONSIDERATE FAT ASS ENGULFS ANYTHING LEFT ON THE STOVE AFTER 11PM WITHOUT ASKING ANYONE. I HOPE YOU GET A HEART ATTACK ONE DAY YOU SELFISH DISGUSTING VILE FUCK”

“Hey Josh, could you please wash the dishes and put the bottles in the garage please? I’ve got so much work to do today.”

“OH YOU MEAN CROCHETING STUFFED BEARS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE CLEANING OUT THAT HELL HOLE OF A GARAGE BY SENDING THE FUCKTON OF RECYCLABLES TO THE RECYCLING CENTER LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO? LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD? SO YOU CAN GET MORE MONEY TO FEED THAT FAT DIABETIC FACE OF YOURS LIKE YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BUT YOU ALWAYS DO ANYWAYS?”

“Hey Joshy, you wanna go hang out Tuesday?”

“OH SO YOU CAN BLOW ME OFF FOR SOMETHING ELSE LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO? AND PUT IT OFF UNTIL JESUS RETURNS? OR ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TOTAL SHIT AND ALWAYS BLOWS YOU OFF FOR HIS FRIENDS AND YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW YOU WANNA LEAVE HIM BUT YOUR STILL WITH HIM EVEN THOUGH I’M SURE YOU’VE CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE ON MORE THAN TEN OCCASIONS BECAUSE OF HIM”

“Hey Jay, you wanna hang out this weekend?”

“OH BY ‘HANG OUT’ DO YOU MEAN WATCH FUCKING REDBOX MOVIES AND BARBEQUE BUT STILL MAKE ME DO WORK AROUND THE HOUSE EVEN THOUGH I’M A GUEST? YOU MEAN THE EXACT SAME THING WE DID ON MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND WITHOUT ANY GIFT OR SPECIAL EVENT OR ANYTHING SPECIAL AT ALL?”

“Hey Josh, do I look fat in this? Be honest.”

“OH YOU MEAN LIKE HOW HONEST YOU’VE BEEN? OKAY I’LL PLAY ALONG. YOU LOOK PERFECTLY ANOREXIC. HERE LET ME BE PERFECTLY ‘HONEST’ WITH YOU. YOU DIDN’T AT ALL MAKE THE SMALL AMOUNT OF TRUST ISSUES GROW AS IF THEY TOOK 5 THOUSAND DOSES OF STEROIDS. I’M IN A PERFECT MENTAL STATE AFTER ALL THE BULLSHIT THAT’S HAPPENED BETWEEN US ALONE.”

LESSON OF THE DAY:
YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN
DTA

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego